If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

(Source: brobecks)

pizzaforpresident:

is it just me

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or does this dog look like leonardo dicaprio

(Source: beastworu)

(Source: ainera)

nomohomo:

*opens blank tab* yes mom im doing my homework leave me alone dont you trust me at all

(Source: tbheartless)

dritim:

*on my deathbed*

nurse: do you have any last words

me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….

*the light goes out of my eyes*

*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*

*the paper says one word only*

"sike"

buckbarrow:

do you ever have second-hand obsessions

like one of your friends is super obsessed with a thing so whenever you see something about it you’re like “YES THIS THING” but you’re not the one obsessed with it. they are. you know very little about this thing and yet it still excites you because it excites your friend

pau1y:

what if 911 called you